Not so reliant Robin

5 07 2012

Often in life it isn’t what you say that matters, it is how you say it.
I can only but assume that a certain Mr. R. Van Persie and his agent were never made aware of this fundamental lesson. Otherwise they might have shown a bit more savvy when issuing yesterday’s statement.

Fair enough Robin doesn’t want to renew his contract with the Arsenal, that is his right. At the end of the day club loyalty and all the rest of it aside we are dealing with employees not slaves. My boss can’t force me to keep fixing broken things on the internet and Arsene can’t force Robin to pull on a Gunners jersey.

I don’t even think it is much of a surprise to the fans that he has made this decision, after all if he were dead set on staying then this would have all been wrapped up and put to bed a long, long time ago.

No, what fans, the club and anyone who has followed the saga with even half an eye will be bristling at is the manner in which the statement was worded.

Not to put too fine a point on it the whole thing came across as an attempt to take an underhanded dig at the manager, the club and the way things have been handled.

It was nothing more than a ham-fisted attempt to get the club to sell him now as opposed to running down the last year of his contract.
If part of the idea was to trade on the goodwill of the fans after his quite frankly extraordinary performances last season than I think it has backfired a little.

Arseblogger sums it particularly well:

“The statement is littered with, and I choose my words carefully here, bollocks. For example, when he talks about the meeting he had at the end of the season with Ivan Gazidis and Arsene Wenger:

Out of my huge respect for Mr. Wenger, the players and the fans I don’t want to go into any details, but unfortunately in this meeting it has again become clear to me that we in many aspects disagree on the way Arsenal FC should move forward.

Perhaps if Robin were the manager this might be appropriate but he’s a player, it’s not. It doesn’t matter if he’s captain. This particular section of the statement is quite pointed. If you disagree in ‘many aspects’ with the manager about the club of which you are captain then it makes it very difficult to continue at that club. The thinly veiled criticism of the manager might well be something certain fans agree with, and we’ve all had our issues with Arsene, but it was a low blow coming from a player who has received nothing but 100% backing from the boss in all the time he’s been here, through some very difficult times.

My goal has been to win trophies with the team and to bring the club back to its glory days.

So the way to fulfill that goal is to cause ructions and try and make the club sell you? Nice one.

I have always given my all (and more) on and off the pitch.

Well, he’s certainly kept the medical staff busy. How much consideration did he give to how the club was going to move forward when he returned from international duty injured on more than one occasion? Or all those times he was crocked while playing for us? How is that after one full season in the eight years since we bought him he feels it appropriate to talk about giving his all. I’m not doubting his commitment when he plays, not by a long shot, but if he were an ever-present he might have a point. As a player whose absences have probably contributed to our lack of silverware, he doesn’t.

There are untruths in there too. He said:

As soon as Mr. Gazidis is back from his 2-week holiday in America further meetings will follow and I will update you if and when there are more developments.

This prompted Arsenal’s Director of Communications to flatly deny the claim on Twitter, but that this was in the statement at all is quite pointed indeed. It suggests that Gazidis is more concerned with his holiday than the future of the captain and I suspect there was a great deal of mischief making in the timing of this announcement.”

The club have of course taken the moral high ground and issued a far more classy, calm statement of their own

” We have to respect Robin’s decision not to renew his contract. Robin has one year to run on his current contract and we are confident that he will fulfill his commitments to the Club.

We are planning with ambition and confidence for next season with Arsenal’s best interests in mind.”

Now I am personally in two minds about running down the last year of his contact. On the one hand I am all for it, partially because it would show players who that ultimately the club is boss, that there is a contract in place and that they do have to respect that. Also because it is exactly what Van Persie doesn’t want to happen.

On the other hand I say fuck Robin and the horse he rode in on, let him fuck off to Citeh or Juve or wherever the hell will take his perma-crocked, mercenary arse.
Do we really want a surly, moaning, twat hanging around for a year?  Taking up a place in the squad, affecting morale, clogging up one of the largest wages and generally putting a downer on things.

Nope if I weigh things up objectively in my head I would say cash in. Why not recoup some of the medical costs we have shelled out on him over the years and use the funds to bring in another striker to compliment Giroud and Podolski? After all there is no guarantee that RVP will deliver the goods this year or ever again for that matter.

Based on what we know from the past he is as likely to snap both legs whilst playing a friendly against Botswana and spend the next 3 years on the treatment table.

I have a message for our illustrious captain. I thought long and hard about what I wanted to say and came to the conclusion that the immortal words of the Bay City Rollers say it better than I ever could.

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Nasri joins City

23 08 2011

$amir Na$ri

In yet another shock transfer that no-one at all saw coming Arsenal winger, Samir Nasri, has agreed to join cash rich b*stards Man City.

Nasri is set to earn a shit ton of money and will join such other former Arsenal players as Kolo Toure and Emmanuel Adebayor in warming the bench at Eastlands.

Meanwhile Arsenal will receive a fee believed to be in the region of £25 million, not bad for a man with half a season of decent football to his name.

Following a number of departures this Summer it might be about time for the rest of the team to be reminded of Arsenal’s club motto

Victoria Concordia Crescit / Victory through Unity

Perhaps a little more focus on the team and a little less focus on their pockets might help deliver the trophies that we as fans and presumably they as players long for.

 





Oxlade-Chamberlain finally signs

9 08 2011

Well we have now made our third confirmed signing of the Summer and rather than the defender that most fans are clamouring for Arsene Wenger has instead splashed a reported £12 Million on young Southampton winger Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain.

The England starlet is supposedly in Wenger’s first team plans and whilst young looks like he could certainly help ease the way for Nasri to make his much mentioned move to any team willing to welcome him with open pockets….





10 Replacements for Fabregas

2 08 2011

As seems to always be the case these days us Arsenal fans are having to face the spectre of talismanic club captain Cesc Fabregas being lured away from the Emirates by boyhood club Barcelona.

If you compare the stance of the club this Summer with that taken in previous years it does look as if the end could well be nigh for Fabsters 8 year tenure at the gunners, that is assuming of course that Barcelona are willing to cough up more than the £2.50 and some Panini stickers they are currently offering.

The big question is of course who would / could be the best replacement for the talented Spainard, will it be one of Wenger”s homegrown wonderkids or will “Le Prof”  be forced to break the habit of a lifetime and spend big in the transfer market.

For what it is worth here is my pick of ten of the best possible replacements:

 Jack Wilshere:

Young, superbly talented and no fee to pay….on paper Jack Wilshere would seem to be Arsene Wenger’s dream signing, throw in the fact that he is already an Arsenal player and firm fan favourite to boot and it would seem that Jack Wilshere is the perfect man to take on Fabregas’ role within the team.

Over the past season Wilshere has emerged as a tenacious box-to-box midfielder like former Arsenal legends Patrick Vieria and Emmanuel Petit, albeit a much more technically gifted midfielder than either.

The only downside for me is if you replace Fabregas with Wilshere than who do you replace Wilshere with, that is how important this young lad has become for the Gunners.

  Samir Nasri:

Following what has been his best season to date in an Arsenal shirt I personally will be more than a little saddened if want-away Frenchman, Samir Nasri, manages to secure a move from the Emirates this summer.

I think he has the quality to be a really great player for the club and rather than adopting the role of the pantomime villain this Summer (NasriBayor anyone?) I for one think he should be focusing on showing the World just how good he can be, especially as it was only really half a season that he managed to shine for and after Christmas looked rather lacklustre on occasion.

With the impending departure of Fabregas and the arrival of new boy Gervinho should Nasri stay he would be well placed to earn himself the spot in the centre of midfield that he craves and could one day find himself mentioned in the same breath as club heroes like Dennis Bergkamp or Thierry Henry. Surely that is preferable to joining the likes of Adebayor or Ashley Cole?

 Xabi Alonso:

A World Cup winner and a great attacking midfield option, Xabi Alonso can play anywhere in the middle of the park and impress greatly.

Out of any of the options from outside of the club Alonso with his experience of the Premier League could well the quickest to find his feet and make an impact

His price wouldn’t be terrible either; Real always sell their players on the cheap to make room for shiny new ones.

Turning 30 this November, Xabi Alonso would have the age and experience that the Arsenal midfield sometimes seems to be crying out for.

 Danielle De Rossi:

 Tipped by many as the man Arsene Wenger had lined up to replace Fabregas should he leave Danielle De Rossi would truly be a World class signing for Arsenal fans to get their teeth into.

 The 28-year-old, who has made over 350 appearances for Roma, has less than a year to run on his current contract, and the clubs new owners are desperate to tie him down to a new deal before he is able to sign a deal with another club in January leaving them high and dry.

I would love to see De Rossi in an Arsenal shirt and should he fail to sign a deal with Roma this just might happen, but not until next Summer as I just can’t see Wenger spending money on a player he knows he can get for  free later, Chamakh anyone?

  Aaron Ramsey:

Having recovered from the horrific injury suffered at the hands of Ryan Shawcross, young Welshman Aaron Ramsey, rounds out the list of possible replacements from within the club.

Ramsey has adapted quickly to the Arsenal style of play and can become an Arsenal great, especially when you consider the fact that he is much more mature than pretty much everyone his age, a testament proven by the fact that he is Wales’ captain—the youngest player in history to captain Wales—and one of the youngest national captains in history.

After coming back from injury, Ramsey was almost instantly back to his best form, scoring against Man United and helping Arsenal win their first game  in two years against the Red Devils. He has continued his rich run of form in pre-season where his determination and skill has marked him as one of the stand out players during Arsenal’s friendly matches.

Juan Mata:

 If  internet rumour is to be believed we have more than a passing interest in Mata and have even gone so far as to make a £17.5 million bid which cash strapped Valencia have rejected.

 I seriously hope that Wenger digs a little deeper and ups his bid as Mata is a very tidy player who can play either out on the wing or through the middle. His passing seems to be good  and with a decent return of goals, 33 in 129 appearances for Valencia, it  looks like he could be the sort of midfield option we have sometimes lacked since the departure of the free scoring Pires and Ljungberg.

  Eden hazard: 

Until seeing Gervinho play I did wonder if we had signed the wrong Lille player, (luckily that isn’t the case) the tricky young Belgian international would suit Arsenal’s style of play, and he would complement players like Nasri and Wilshere on the pitch wonderfully.

Sadly Lille aren’t interested in losing their star player just yet and even if they were a reputed transfer fee of well over £20 million would probably make this a most un-Wengerlike signing.

Marek Hamsik:

 At nearly 24 years of age Marek Hamsik would be a fantastic addition to the Arsenal midfield.

 He is a really classy player who could would add some real creative spark, something the side lacked on occasion when Fabregas was absent last year.

Another plus side is that he looks strikingly like Frankenstein’s monster and would most likely strike fear in the hearts of opposing players… handy for the likes of Stoke and their team of lumbering inbreds.

Yoann Gourcuff:

Should Arsene Wenger decide that he needs to look outside the club to replace Fabregas then many people think he could do a lot worse than to consider a bid for French international Yoann Gourcuff.

His ability to split a defense in half, along with his technique and his eye for goal, would make him the perfectreplacement for Fabregas and a perfect signing for Arsenal.

Gourcuff is one of the most talented players on the planet, but he has never had much of a chance to really shine and is almost always away from the spotlight. If any coach could bring out the best in him and make him into the superstar he could be it is Arsene Wenger.

That said Wenger would have to nearly double the current transfer record at the club in order land his man and I’m sure I am not the only person who just cant see that happening.

Riccardo Montolivo:

 Fiorentina and Italy midfielder Riccardo Montolivo  is widely regarded for his excellent passing and vision, there have been some concerns in the past regarding his mentality and lack of character, but we are hardly talking Joey Barton here.

Fiorentina management have admitted that they expect to sell the 26 year old Italian international this summer after the midfielder refused to open new contract talks. Who knows this could even drive his price down to one that Arsene Wenger would be willing to pay








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