My Transfer wishlist 2012

18 06 2012

Well, well, well if it isn’t my old friend the transfer window.

Is it really only 6 months since you last reared your ugly head?

I have decided that maybe, just maybe the problem with the transfer window isn’t the rumour-mongering and ridiculous hype. No, maybe it is actually me.

Maybe I am just missing the spirit of the thing and being an old stick in the mud… As such I have decided to sell my soul to the darkside, embrace the crazy and draw up my very own transfer wishlist 2012.

I have tried to be fairly realistic and not just redesigned the team from top to bottom with clones of Messi. Who knows Arsene might even see this (I know you are a fan AW) and decide to run with it.

So without further ado…

OUTS:

Denilson – fairly obvious… has never lived up to potential and is taking up space in the squad what with the 25 man rule.

Park – Who???

Chamakh –  The Moroccan had a decent spell when he first joined the club but the resurgence of RVP and Chamakh’s apparent lack of confidence has hampered both his playing time and his contribution, might be a useful make weight as part of a swap deal.

Arshavin – As much as I would love to see Arshavin come back to the Emirates and show some of the form he has exhibited for Zenit and Russia recently I just don’t see him having the will to do it.

The little meercat is a luxury player who this squad really can”t afford to carry. His decent Euro showing should mean we recoup a good percentage of what we shelled out for him.

Niklas Bendtner – Well whilst he might not be the greatest striker who has ever lived the not so great Dane has had a decent run in the Euros and was Sunderland’s top scorer last year.

I actually think he might have a decent career, just not with Arsenal.

Squillaci – Never really found his feet and looks like he never will, goodbye and good luck squiddy.

Fabianski –  Szcz is the real deal and has been for a while now. His rapid development has really put the final nail in Fabianski”s Arsenal coffin.

The pole in the goal is not happy to play second fiddle and I can perfectly understand that, time to move on.

Vela – A decent showing whilst on loan should mean it is finally time to say goodbye to Mr Chips.

Mannone – See Fabianski

Johan Djourou –  Djourou wants first team football and lets face it, he is very definetely 4th choice at the Emirates behind, Kos, TV5 and Mertesacker. I say let him go and have his chance elsewhere, especially as we can still get

Bartley, Botelho & Lansbury –  As much as I hate to write anyone off, particularly Lansbury, I just don’t see any of these 3 cutting it. Time to let them move on and ply their wares in pastures new.

Frimpong –  Now before you get all uppity about selling our talented younglings I am not about to advocate selling Frimpong, simply sending him out on loan for the season. I reckon a year long stint under the tutelage of someone like Owen Coyle would do the youngster the power of good.

And now for the fun bit…

IN:

Olivier Giroud – Unlike a lot of people I am not just jumping on the Giroud bandwagon because it looks like it might actually happen!

Now that I have cleared that point up let me explain why I think he would be a great signing…

Giroud is 25 so should hopefully be over some of the adjustment that young footballs seem to go through in terms of being a bit of a dick, he is 6 ft 4 and strong in the air and seems to hold the ball up well so might actually do the job that was asked of Chamakh and Bendtner in terms of giving us a plan b.

He scores goals…. quite a lot on them in fact, he bagged 25 in 43 appearances for Montpellier last season (making him joint top score in Ligue 1)along with 9 assists. I think most people would agree that is impressive enough to warrant some serious interest

Benyaoun –  I don’t think there is any coincidence that 3 of our best midfielders last year were all over 30 (Arteta, Rosicky and Benyaoun) Benyaoun is pretty much the definition of professionalism, even when he wasn’t getting many oppurtunities he trained hard, stayed positive and took his chances when they came.

In my not so humble opinion Benny is exactly the sort of player we have lacked in recent years, level headed, calm, experienced and hard working. Throw in the fact that any fee would be negligible  and I think you would have to agree that Benyaoun would surely be a better option than say Denilson.

Jose Bosingwa –  Two times Champions League winner Bosingwa hasn’t always had the best of times at Chelsea resulting in him being released at the end of last season.

Personally I reckon that should Wenger take a gamble on him it might just be one that pays off…. At 29 Bosingwa has got to be looking at his last big payday, much like a certain Dutchman we all know and love, and might well be convinced to try and prove to his former employees that he can still cut it at the top level.

At the least he would provide a more than capable option which might allow us to rotate a bit more freely than we have in recent years.

Joel Campbell – Yes I know we have already signed him but after a decent season at Lorient I would really like to see Campbell given a chance in the first team for us next term, work permit pending of course.

He is young, quick, has good feet and seems to know where the net is. The sooner we bring him under Wenger’s wing and let him start getting used to the Arsenal way of doing things the sooner he will start to deliver. Particularly as for the first time in years we might just have a decent attacking line meaning that the pressure would be off to some extent.

Junior Hoilett – Junior Hoilett is an elusive dribbler, who is just as good behind the forward as he is out wide. He’ll come for free, he’s only 21  and looked impressive last season so why not sign him?

Julien Féret – 29 year old Feret from Rennes could be just what we need as an attacking midfielder not only is he capable of playing some extraordinary football – he scored four goals and provided four assists in a six-game stretch,but he would provide some competition for Rosicky and is the perfect age to fill the position without hindering the long termof younger options like Ramsey and Wilshere.

With his 6’2″ frame, he has the physicality to shrug off opposing players whilst making pin-point passes. Yoann Gourcuff or Féret? Féret every day of the week.

Yann M’villa – Another deal that looks like it might just happen M’villa could well be the key to Arsenal managing to close the gap on the two Manchester sides this year.

The 21 year old plays with a certainty that belies his young age and has a fearless style and physical presence that could go a long way to adding some steel to Arsenal’s spine.

I have argued for a while now that Alex Song isn’t actually a defensive midfielder, he just happens to be the most defensive of our midfield options. M’villa would give us what Song sometimes doesn’t quite manage to deliver….

Genuine cover for the defense and a tough tackler who is more than happy to sit back and pull the strings without feeling the urge to bomb forward at every chance.

 

Do I think that all of these will happen, nope.

Realistically I can see M’villa and Giroud coming after the Euros and maybe one other midfielder.

If I had to pick I would go with Feret but obviously I don’t have that luxury. I can see Wenger taking a gamble on Miguel as fourth choice centre back which might just pay off but personally I hope he continues to ease him into the role.

 

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Mmmmmh M’Vila

9 05 2012

 According to T’internet and the tabloids Arsenal have agreed a club record fee in excess of £16 million for very highly rated French international Yann M’vila.

 Anyone who has stuck their head out from under a rock in recent seasons will have heard the rumours that we were interested in/were going to sign/were trying to tempt with hookers the 21 year old enforcer who currently plys his trade in ligue 1 with Rennes.

 This time though things seem a bit more promising than the usual scuttlebutt. The normally reliable French football specialist Julien Laurens, has claimed both on Twitter and Le Parisien that M’Vila has agreed a four year deal to bring him to the Emirates.

Normally I try not to get excited about possible signings as year in year out we see ourselves linked with everyone and their dog. But this is one signing that I think would show a real statement of intent from the club.

Not only is M’Vila a very “Wengeresque” signing but he would offer genuine competition for Alex Song and coupled with the early capture of Lukas Podolski would show a real statement of intent which may well help swing the decisions of RVP and Walcott when it comes to signing on the dotted line.

Fingers crossed that some serious lessons have been learnt from last Summer’s business dealings and that this Summer will have less of a resemblance to a re-run of Supermarket Sweep.





A Bould choice but the right man for the job

8 05 2012

Ever since it was announced that Pat Rice would be hanging up his trademark shorts and dark glasses at the end of this seasom the rumour mill has been turning as to who would replace him as Arsene Wenger’s number two.

Such ex-Arsenal greats as Tony Adams, Dennis Bergkamp and Martin Keown had been touted for the role however Arsene Wenger and the board have turned to another ex player in the form of academy head coach and defensive great Steve Bould.

Bould has been part of the youth coaching set up at Arsenal since 2001 and has helped guide the youngsters to  Premier Academy League victories in 2008-2009, 2009-2010 and the FA Youth Cup in 2008-2009.

For anyone who was too young, not yet an Arsenal fan or living under a rock here is a list of honours that Bould won as part of that famous back four:

  • League championship winner: 1988-89, 1990-91, 1997-98
  • FA Cup winner 1993
  • League Cup winner 1993
  • UEFA Cup Winners Cup winner 1994 (and runner-up 1995)




Mikel Arteta joins Arsenal

1 09 2011

I tend to avoid having the television or radio on during Transfer Deadline Day (henceforth called TDD)  Being an Arsenal fan it is often a little bit of a let down and more to the point it seems to be an excuse for Sky to bring the most annoying twats ever out of the woodwork.

This year was no different, I avoided even peaking during work and then had to drive to collect a new car and due to a number of factors was not through the door until about 11.15.

As such imagine my glee when I discovered that more or less out of the blue Arsene Wenger had pulled off one of the coups of the current window.

Gone was the signing of the usual unknown African child for half the defecit of the third World, instead I was greeted with the news that Mikel Arteta had been signed for a mere £10 mill. Talk about pulling a rabbit from the hat!

Arteta is a proper signing, a genuine midfield talent with years of Premier League experience… added to recent additions Santos and Mertesacker the season is starting to look up a little.

For those of you who have lived under a rock for a while here is a potted history of Arteta’s playing career to date –

“Arteta started out as a trainee with FC Barcelona but could not break his way into the first team and was eventually loaned to Paris Saint-Germain in the French league. He was then signed by Scottish Premier League giants Rangers with whom he would win the domestic treble of the league, Scottish Cup and League Cup in the season of 2002–03. After success in Scotland, Arteta moved to back to Spain to play for Real Sociedad but failed to establish himself within the first team and was loaned to Everton for the remainder of the 2004–05 season. He would then sign a permanent transfer.

Arteta has represented Spain at under-21 level, but he has not played for the senior national team.”





Nasri joins City

23 08 2011

$amir Na$ri

In yet another shock transfer that no-one at all saw coming Arsenal winger, Samir Nasri, has agreed to join cash rich b*stards Man City.

Nasri is set to earn a shit ton of money and will join such other former Arsenal players as Kolo Toure and Emmanuel Adebayor in warming the bench at Eastlands.

Meanwhile Arsenal will receive a fee believed to be in the region of £25 million, not bad for a man with half a season of decent football to his name.

Following a number of departures this Summer it might be about time for the rest of the team to be reminded of Arsenal’s club motto

Victoria Concordia Crescit / Victory through Unity

Perhaps a little more focus on the team and a little less focus on their pockets might help deliver the trophies that we as fans and presumably they as players long for.

 





Joel Campbell signs for Arsenal

19 08 2011

Despite seemingly stringing the club along not that long ago Costa Rican starlet Joel Campbell has today finalised his transfer to Arsenal.

The transfer was announced last week but I have held my tongue on commenting until it is all signed, sealed and delivered as it isn’t that long ago that we had supposedly put this one to bed.

Campbell is a talented young striker who many are predicting will be able to walk straight into the first team. Admittedly with how threadbare we look at the moment Herman Munster could get a nod tomorrow but even so.

I know youtube videos are about as useful as a chocolate tea kettle but if you want to have a look at a nice spot of finishing from our newest addition have a look here….





Eboue joins Galatasaray

17 08 2011

After a Summer of ongoing negotiation and suggestion we finally see the career of one of Arsenal’s more colourful characters come to an end.

I refer of course to former boo boy Emmanuel Eboue. It wont have come as a surprise to many fans that time was being called on Eboue’s tenure at the Emirates and the Liverpool penalty incident was no doubt the final nail in the coffin of  the once promising Ivorian.

As is always the way with Arsenal the exact details of his move to Turkish giants Galatasaray are being kept firmly under wraps but it is believed that a fee of between 3 and 5 million has been/will be paid.

Eboue’s departure heavily suggests the Arsenal new boy Carl Jenkinson will be deputising for regular right back Bakary Sagna in the forthcoming season.








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