Shinji Kagawa and his pornstar squeeze

10 07 2012

New Manchester United signing Shinji Kagawa brings more than just his football skills to Old Trafford.

He also brings his Japanese pornstar girlfriend Ameri Ichinose.

Kagawa has been plying his trade in Europe for around two years now and it is during his time with Borussia Dortmund that he became involved with Ichinose who has also appeared under the names Ayaka Misora and Erika Kurisu.

I am sure that she will fit right in amongst the other WAGs in the players lounge. Maybe Coleen Rooney can give her some fashion tips. Like where to buy some clothes that cover more than 5% of your body:P

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Kagawa to Man Utd

5 06 2012

 You’re there to sell shirts, you’re there to sell shirts.. Shinji Kagawa, you’re there to sell shirts…

Well at least that is out of my system now.

So yeah moving on Man Utd have officially signed some bloke called Kagawa from some small German club, Borussia Dortmund or something.

Whilst it sticks in my throat to say this, but Fergie might well have just pulled off one of his best transfer deals in recent years.

Not only is he Utd’s first ever Japanese player and as such a valuable marketing tool but he knows what to do with a football as well

Kagawa Bundesliga stats

  • Games : 49
  • Goals : 21
  • Shots : 87
  • On target : 54
  • Assists : 9
  • Chances created : 78
  • Pass completion : 82%
  • Yellow cards : 3
  • Red cards : 0
Not too shabby at all for a 23 year old who made a 300k move from from second division Cerezo Osaka in August 2010.
Kudos Fergie, you whiskey soaked old prick.

 

 








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