Shinji Kagawa and his pornstar squeeze

10 07 2012

New Manchester United signing Shinji Kagawa brings more than just his football skills to Old Trafford.

He also brings his Japanese pornstar girlfriend Ameri Ichinose.

Kagawa has been plying his trade in Europe for around two years now and it is during his time with Borussia Dortmund that he became involved with Ichinose who has also appeared under the names Ayaka Misora and Erika Kurisu.

I am sure that she will fit right in amongst the other WAGs in the players lounge. Maybe Coleen Rooney can give her some fashion tips. Like where to buy some clothes that cover more than 5% of your body:P





Rack Of Doom

17 06 2012

Meet Claire Smedley, a 27 year-old British woman from Blackpool, who almost killed her boyfriend.

She didn’t try to stab him because he was cheating on her or anything to that effect.

No, instead Claire nearly suffocated then lover Michael with her 40LL boobs.
The couple were fooling around with her breasts in his face when all of a sudden Smedley realized Michael–the boyfriend wasn’t breathing. Naturally, she panicked. Luckily for her, he came to after a second. When asked about his near-demise, Michael had this to say:

“I did think my time had come. I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals. The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising.”

The two broke up after the near-death experience because Michael was turned off by sex from then on.

I don’t know about you but I’m going to go out on a limb here and say a lot of guys would be perfectly happy if they knew there last moments would be spent with their face in some woman’s tits….

The mum of three makes the most of her massive assets by modelling under the name “Madison Blush”





Sushi Popper

15 06 2012

Long time readers will probably be aware that I am more than a little bit fascinated by some of the insanely gross fast foods that people are willing to shovel into their pie holes.

Well ladies and gentleman, to add to the list of foods you would have to pay me to eat we have the one, the only “Sushi Popper”

 

 What is Sushi Popper I hear you cry… Well good friends it is really quite simplelya portable tube of sushi on a stick…mmmm just like a Push Pop full of raw fish.

In case you aren’t quite sold yet Sushi Popper comes in 3 exciting flavours: Cucumber roll, California Roll and Spicy Shrimp.

Now I am not one of these people who finds sushi to be disgusting, far from it in fact, I guess I just can’t begin to think that there is anyway that portable sushi on a stick is going to be any good.

But then it would seem that Sushi Popper has a veritable legion of fans, many of whom seem to be young ladies who look incredibly willing/pleased to get their mouths around a big, fishy stick….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Am I the only one who can see a lot of photoshop potential here?





Dog sex man charged with buggery

29 07 2011

 

The house where the act took place (right)

A Limerick man has  appeared before Limerick District Court charged with ordering his Alsatian dog to have sex with a 43-year-old mother of four, who died from an adverse allergic reaction to dog semen.

The Irish Sun reports that Sean McDonnell, 57, is charged with buggery contrary to Section 61 of the Offences against the Person Act of 1861 – and is believed to be the first person in Ireland to be charged under the legislation.

Should Mr. McDonnell be found guilty he could well face the maximum sentence of life imprisonment.

The Irish Daily Star adds that McDonnell and the deceased woman had discussed the arrangement at some length on a bestiality chat room, and that Gardaí are satisfied that the intercourse was consensual.

Well that is a relief what would the World be coming to if dogs ran around raping people willy nilly?








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