Pope could cancel his visit to the UK

27 04 2010

The Pope could cancel his planned visit to Britain because of a “hugely offensive” Foreign Office memo mocking his stance on abortion and birth control.

This comes from senior papal aids within the vatican in the wake of a leaked memo which suggested that during his visit the pope should launch his own brand of condoms, bless a gay marriage and open an abortion clinic.

The memo, sent out in March following a “brainstorm” session by Foreign Office staff who are helping prepare for Pope Benedict XVI’s visit in September, warned recipients that the contents “should not be shared externally” because the offending document, titled “The Ideal Visit”, contained “even the most far-fetched of ideas”.

“As well as suggesting the launch of “Benedict” condoms, the memo also proposed that the Pope should “announce sacking of dodgy bishops”, sponsor a network of AIDS clinics, conduct a training course for bishops on child abuse allegations and ordain a female priest.

Embarrassingly for the Queen it also suggested getting the Pope and Her Majesty to sing a duet for charity and changing the national anthem from God Save The Queen to God Save the World.”

“One highly placed source in the Vatican said: “This could have very severe repercussions and is embarrassing for the British government – one has to question whether the action taken is enough.

“It is disgusting. Britain’s ambassador to the Holy See has been in to see the Secretary of State and explain what happened and this will all be relayed to the Pope.

“It’s even possible the trip could be cancelled as this matter is hugely offensive.”

The full article can be seen here in the Telegraph.

Whilst I don’t really think that sitting around insulting the pope and the catholic church is a good use of tax payers money I do think that this memo serves a purpose that maybe it wasn’t intended to.

It serves to reinforce the fact that to a lot of people out there the catholic church is a joke and the current pope an even bigger joke.

Yes I can understand that the vatican is miffed about this I would be too if I were them; however they should put aside some of their indignation for a second and actually look at what is being said and why.

Most people these days are a little shocked and bemused that the Vatican so stubbornly sticks to their outdated ideas and prejudices and make absolutely zero effort to move with the times.

Maybe the pope, the vatican and the catholic church as a whole should take a long hard look at that memo and rather than being outrage should instead run their own brainstorming session as to how they can change so that they are no longer the butt of the jokes.

On a different note I can’t wait to see what these “severe  repercussions” ar for Britain trade sanctions maybe?

Perhaps if things aren’t resolved to their liking we will soon finding a national shortage of plaster statues, bleeding heart paintings, communion wafers and clerical abuse on children.



5 responses

27 04 2010
Her Idealisticness

Ok, in all fairness if you look at what they actually said IT ISNT THAT OFFENSIVE. Condoms? zomg healthy reproductive idea! Their priests being trained in child welfare? omfg the humanity! Abortions? NO! NOT WOMENS REPRODUCTIVE RIGHTS! Jesus christ, if they paid ANY attention to what was being said they would realize it’s satire about SERIOUS issues that the catholic church ignores by sticking it’s head in the sand… all the while sticking other things in highly inappropriate places and then screaming victim when exposed. Useless asshat institute of pedos.

27 04 2010
Tom Webster

From my point of view the only offensive thing about it is that this isn’t the way for civilised nations to behave towards a head of state.

Still it would be interesting if there was a conflict as a result of this, no one has ever really tested the efficiency of men in slashed sleeves and pantaloons armed with halberds when deployed against the real world with it’s guns, tanks and artillery.

27 04 2010
Her Idealisticness

2 things.

First: lmao at the visual of the conflict. Epic.

Second: The head of state forfeited all claim to rights of civil discourse when he covered up and enabled child abuse and rape. Just my not so humble opinion.

Good post ^_^

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