Every cloud has a silver lining…

21 05 2012

So on Saturday night we had some friends over to watch Bayern Munich take on Chelsea in the final of the Champions League.

Being sort of neutral (I merely despise Chelsea) the match had the potential to be a real snooze fest.

However in the end it wasn’t that bad and thanks to a Chelsea equaliser taken in typical annoying fashion we saw extra time and penalties.

The net result as I’m sure you will all be aware by now is that Chelsea won and are the champions of Europe…Puke.

However the silver lining to this otherwise tragic tale is that Chelsea will now be gifted a place in next years competition… at the expense of “The best team in North London” Spurs

Ahahahahahaha

Ahem excuse my brief lapse into manic laughter. It is just too damn funny though.





BrewDog Abstrakt 06 – 11.5% Imperial Black IPA

9 05 2012

I mentioned a while back about the release of BrewDog Abstrakt 06, well I have finally gotten round to drinking one of my bottles and as such I can give you all my two pennies worth.

 So where to begin… well if you have read anything about Abstrakt then you will know that it is series of special edition, limited volume concept beers being brewed by BrewDog.

06 is oddly enough the sixth in the series… you see how that works.

 The price per bottle is a little steep – I paid €12.99, but don’t that put you off, you really do get what you pay for!

Nice black coloredbody with a reasonable creamy head. Good lacing which lasts  well through out.

There is a big aroma of pine, dark chocolate, orange and molasses.

Pine and lots of orange flavor combine with the plentful doses of chocolate and slightly floral kick. Nice citrusy aftertaste, sort of like sumac. A full body and well hidden alcohol make up the texture of this beer.

I know that this is billed as an Imperial Black IPA but if I were to try and pigeon hole this I would have to go with a very heavilly hopped Imperial Stout.

Good beer that is worth the money, can’t wait to see how these age.

4.7/5





Lu Lu Lu Lukas Podolski

7 05 2012

I know I am more than a little bit on the tardy side with this but I’ve been busy so shhh…

As one of the people who was less than impressed with the manner in which we carried out our transfer business last Summer – a sort of footballing version of “Supermarket Sweep”. I am very pleased to see that we have secured one of our long term targets not only before the Euros start but before the season even concludes.

That the player in question is one Lukas Podolski makes me even happier :) His time at Bayern aside I have always quite liked “Prinz Poldi”.

I am quietly optimistic that his arrival will produce not just some goals and assists to ease the burden on our own Captain Vantastic but also give some of our wide players a much needed kick up the arse… Gervinho I am looking squarely in your direction….

I will leave you with my main reason for being pleased about this signing…





Erm Yeah….

2 05 2012

So it’s been a while…how’s everyone doing out there?

Guess I should apologise for the lack of quality content in recent months, apparently in my World, Mikel Arteta joining Arsenal is kinda a big deal!

So why the prolonged absence I hear you cry?? Erm yeah good question I guess.

Wish there was some sort of big exciting story to tell about how I got into a knife fight with a hobo dressed as Papa Smurf or how I was abducted by aliens but in reality life has just been damn busy…Damn good but busy.

Loads of new stuff to talk about, some of it exciting, most of it not but this is my blog so if you don’t like it you know where the door is.





Guess Who’s back….

2 05 2012





10 Replacements for Fabregas

2 08 2011

As seems to always be the case these days us Arsenal fans are having to face the spectre of talismanic club captain Cesc Fabregas being lured away from the Emirates by boyhood club Barcelona.

If you compare the stance of the club this Summer with that taken in previous years it does look as if the end could well be nigh for Fabsters 8 year tenure at the gunners, that is assuming of course that Barcelona are willing to cough up more than the £2.50 and some Panini stickers they are currently offering.

The big question is of course who would / could be the best replacement for the talented Spainard, will it be one of Wenger”s homegrown wonderkids or will “Le Prof”  be forced to break the habit of a lifetime and spend big in the transfer market.

For what it is worth here is my pick of ten of the best possible replacements:

 Jack Wilshere:

Young, superbly talented and no fee to pay….on paper Jack Wilshere would seem to be Arsene Wenger’s dream signing, throw in the fact that he is already an Arsenal player and firm fan favourite to boot and it would seem that Jack Wilshere is the perfect man to take on Fabregas’ role within the team.

Over the past season Wilshere has emerged as a tenacious box-to-box midfielder like former Arsenal legends Patrick Vieria and Emmanuel Petit, albeit a much more technically gifted midfielder than either.

The only downside for me is if you replace Fabregas with Wilshere than who do you replace Wilshere with, that is how important this young lad has become for the Gunners.

  Samir Nasri:

Following what has been his best season to date in an Arsenal shirt I personally will be more than a little saddened if want-away Frenchman, Samir Nasri, manages to secure a move from the Emirates this summer.

I think he has the quality to be a really great player for the club and rather than adopting the role of the pantomime villain this Summer (NasriBayor anyone?) I for one think he should be focusing on showing the World just how good he can be, especially as it was only really half a season that he managed to shine for and after Christmas looked rather lacklustre on occasion.

With the impending departure of Fabregas and the arrival of new boy Gervinho should Nasri stay he would be well placed to earn himself the spot in the centre of midfield that he craves and could one day find himself mentioned in the same breath as club heroes like Dennis Bergkamp or Thierry Henry. Surely that is preferable to joining the likes of Adebayor or Ashley Cole?

 Xabi Alonso:

A World Cup winner and a great attacking midfield option, Xabi Alonso can play anywhere in the middle of the park and impress greatly.

Out of any of the options from outside of the club Alonso with his experience of the Premier League could well the quickest to find his feet and make an impact

His price wouldn’t be terrible either; Real always sell their players on the cheap to make room for shiny new ones.

Turning 30 this November, Xabi Alonso would have the age and experience that the Arsenal midfield sometimes seems to be crying out for.

 Danielle De Rossi:

 Tipped by many as the man Arsene Wenger had lined up to replace Fabregas should he leave Danielle De Rossi would truly be a World class signing for Arsenal fans to get their teeth into.

 The 28-year-old, who has made over 350 appearances for Roma, has less than a year to run on his current contract, and the clubs new owners are desperate to tie him down to a new deal before he is able to sign a deal with another club in January leaving them high and dry.

I would love to see De Rossi in an Arsenal shirt and should he fail to sign a deal with Roma this just might happen, but not until next Summer as I just can’t see Wenger spending money on a player he knows he can get for  free later, Chamakh anyone?

  Aaron Ramsey:

Having recovered from the horrific injury suffered at the hands of Ryan Shawcross, young Welshman Aaron Ramsey, rounds out the list of possible replacements from within the club.

Ramsey has adapted quickly to the Arsenal style of play and can become an Arsenal great, especially when you consider the fact that he is much more mature than pretty much everyone his age, a testament proven by the fact that he is Wales’ captain—the youngest player in history to captain Wales—and one of the youngest national captains in history.

After coming back from injury, Ramsey was almost instantly back to his best form, scoring against Man United and helping Arsenal win their first game  in two years against the Red Devils. He has continued his rich run of form in pre-season where his determination and skill has marked him as one of the stand out players during Arsenal’s friendly matches.

Juan Mata:

 If  internet rumour is to be believed we have more than a passing interest in Mata and have even gone so far as to make a £17.5 million bid which cash strapped Valencia have rejected.

 I seriously hope that Wenger digs a little deeper and ups his bid as Mata is a very tidy player who can play either out on the wing or through the middle. His passing seems to be good  and with a decent return of goals, 33 in 129 appearances for Valencia, it  looks like he could be the sort of midfield option we have sometimes lacked since the departure of the free scoring Pires and Ljungberg.

  Eden hazard: 

Until seeing Gervinho play I did wonder if we had signed the wrong Lille player, (luckily that isn’t the case) the tricky young Belgian international would suit Arsenal’s style of play, and he would complement players like Nasri and Wilshere on the pitch wonderfully.

Sadly Lille aren’t interested in losing their star player just yet and even if they were a reputed transfer fee of well over £20 million would probably make this a most un-Wengerlike signing.

Marek Hamsik:

 At nearly 24 years of age Marek Hamsik would be a fantastic addition to the Arsenal midfield.

 He is a really classy player who could would add some real creative spark, something the side lacked on occasion when Fabregas was absent last year.

Another plus side is that he looks strikingly like Frankenstein’s monster and would most likely strike fear in the hearts of opposing players… handy for the likes of Stoke and their team of lumbering inbreds.

Yoann Gourcuff:

Should Arsene Wenger decide that he needs to look outside the club to replace Fabregas then many people think he could do a lot worse than to consider a bid for French international Yoann Gourcuff.

His ability to split a defense in half, along with his technique and his eye for goal, would make him the perfectreplacement for Fabregas and a perfect signing for Arsenal.

Gourcuff is one of the most talented players on the planet, but he has never had much of a chance to really shine and is almost always away from the spotlight. If any coach could bring out the best in him and make him into the superstar he could be it is Arsene Wenger.

That said Wenger would have to nearly double the current transfer record at the club in order land his man and I’m sure I am not the only person who just cant see that happening.

Riccardo Montolivo:

 Fiorentina and Italy midfielder Riccardo Montolivo  is widely regarded for his excellent passing and vision, there have been some concerns in the past regarding his mentality and lack of character, but we are hardly talking Joey Barton here.

Fiorentina management have admitted that they expect to sell the 26 year old Italian international this summer after the midfielder refused to open new contract talks. Who knows this could even drive his price down to one that Arsene Wenger would be willing to pay





125th anniversary Arsenal kit unveiled

2 05 2011

I don’t normally let my love of football run over into any of my posts but this time I just couldn’t resist.

2011 is the 125th anniversary of the founding of my beloved Arsenal F.C. and to mark the occasion the club are releasing redesigned kits with a special rendition of the club crest.

Feast your eyes on the home kit below…

And here is a close up of that crest with a bit of blurb about the various elements of it…

Last but not least we have the image of the away kit from the guys over at Arsenalinsider

With more than a passing resemblance to the 1995 away kit I can honestly say I am not keen on sporting that particular number at coming matches…





Cuban cigar roller going for a new Guinness world record

24 04 2011

Cuban cigar-roller Jose Castelar Cairo (Cueto), already famous for his four Guinness World Record length cigars (11,04 m, 14,80 m, 20,41 m, and 45,38 m Habanos), will be shooting for a new world record this Monday, April 25th.In the Morro- Cabaña Park in Havana, Cueto will set out to roll a 70 meter-long cigar.

 Cueto, with 50 years of experience, recalls with satisfaction the knowledge he got on his way through prestigious cigar factories like La Corona, Partagas and Briones Montoto, the producer of the Romeo and Julieta and Cohiba brands, among others. He also remembers those who revealed to him some secrets in this art, and mentions cigar-roller Eddy Garcia, who taught him to make twisted cigars.

His previous Guinness World Record cigars are on display at the fortress of San Carlos de la Cabaña in La Triada. Cueto is planning to exhibit his cigars at the 31st International Tourism Fair (FITCuba 2011) this May 2nd-7th. This past year Cueto was nominated to receive the prestigious Premio Habano.

Cigar enthusiasts everywhere will surely wish him luck in pursuing his next Guinness World Record!





The Magician’s Guild – Trudi Canavan

20 12 2010

The Magicians' Guild (Black Magician Trilogy, #1)The Magicians’ Guild by Trudi Canavan

Seeing as the story revolves around a pre-teen child who has no knowledge of her magical abilities but ends up being whisked away to a magicians guild and ends up being pretty much the top of the pile there were always going to be similarities drawn between this book and the Harry Potter series.

I really can understand how on the face of things it all seems a bit of a coincidence. Especially when in the second book of the trilogy we discover that the real enemies were believed defeated years ago but are back in secret and it will take huge sacrifice to defeat them…

Ok so I lied –  the similarities aren’t just on the surface. This really does read in parts like a mild re-write of some of the HP books.

But that didn’t really detract from my overall enjoyment, not just of this book but of the trilogy as a whole. The story is different enough that you don’t feel like you should just be replacing the name Sonea with that of HP himself and for the most part is well written, if a tad simplistic.

The class issues that Canavan brings up are a little bit clumsy and play out much as expected but even so it is a nice touch and helps keeps things fresh when otherwise you could be about to swap the Magicians Guild for Hogwarts.

There are however two big problems for me that keep me from scoring this book higher and unfortunately they carry on pretty much through out the latter installments of the trilogy.

Firstly there is the characterisation which is a little bit lacking on occasion.
The principal characters are surprisingly two-dimensional and formulaic and you never really find yourself building any attachment to them or indeed giving two hoots as to whether they all die in a fire.

This is a real shame as there is plenty of potential to really build some tension between the main protagonists right from the start.

 One prime example of this is the relationship between Sonea and her friends in the slums; it is obvious that Cery, one of the thieves, has strong feelings for Sonea but rather than build this up into anything too deep or emotive Canavan has the character dismiss his own feelings and cast them aside quite casually over the space of two or three paragraphs.

The second big issue that I have with this series is that I never really get a sense of immersion into the world the story is set in.

The slums and the guild are outlined reasonably well but even they are rather thin on detail and everywhere else we venture is so sketchily outlined that you are squinting to see it.

I am not asking for Tolkien like levels of detail about every blade of grass crushed underfoot but I would like to feel some sense of connection.

If I had to give an example of a fantasy writer who manages to pull this off to perfection it would have to be Terry Pratchett; on one hand I haven’t a clue what colour the second daffodil to the left of the buttercup and indeed don’t want to know was but on the other hand I can walk the streets of Ankh Morpork in my head without having to fill in huge chunks of blank canvas.

When I read that Sam Vimes stops and buys a sausage in a bun off of C.M.O.T Dibbler I can not only see Sator Square where they are standing I can smell the sausage.

In contrast to this I can read that some Bolhouse (a pub in Sonea’s world) is about to be destroyed by marauding Sachakan magicians (the bad magicians) and I really couldn’t give two figs. I haven’t a clue about the place in question other than the mere fact that it is a kind of pub and that they better have insurance. 

I am probably coming off sounding more displeased with this series than I mean to; it really isn’t bad but I feel that it lacks depth and a bit of originality and I am hoping that Canavan’s next installments will give me a bit less Potter and a bit more sense of her world and what she wants the reader to see.

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Fuller’s London Porter 5.4%

5 12 2010

Fairly recently I wrote a review on Fuller’s London Pride (here) today I turn my attention to another beer from the London based brewery; Fuller’s London Porter.

I’m not going to prattle on at length about the history and origins of porter – trust me I can if you want ;) but it is great to see a London brewery still leads the way in producing what I and many others deem to be the gold standard of porters.

Ok so where to begin, well it pours very dark brown, not black close enough, there is a slight ruby sheen to a pint if held up directly to the light. The head is egg-shell white and settles out at around 2 fingers, the head fades away a fair bit but leaves a load of lacing on the glass.

In terms of aroma you can quite clearly make out roasted malt, some bitter coffee notes and a hint of toffee or caramel, there is also a slight nuttiness and a hint of hops.

Taste is where Fuller’s have really won through on this one; everything you can pick up in the aroma of the porter is present and more.  The deep roasted malts come to the fore along with the coffee note and that toffee/caramel sweetness.

The chocolate from the roasted malt comes through in the after taste but in a subtle way, it is very much a supporting character in this porter as is the slightly nutty taste. There is a hint of fruitiness that you just about pick up in the background as well, if I had to try and pin it down I would go with raisins or sultanas with a tiny hit of vanilla creeping in as well.

All in all you come away with a rich complex taste that for me ticks all the right boxes, it is rich and malty, slightly sweet and fruity with an underlying bitterness that is refreshing and cuts through the richness which otherwise might be a tad cloying.

In terms of mouthfeel there is only really one word to describe this porter: smooth. In face we are going beyond smooth we are talking baby’s bottoms or the finest velvet gliding across your tongue  – ok well maybe not baby’s bottoms but you get the picture.

A lot of people far more worthy than I have waxed lyrical about Fuller’s London Porter and have even gone so far as to vote it the World’s best porter on several occasions. I don’t often like to follow crowds or ride along with popular opinion but on this occasion I can’t really disagree with any degree of conviction.

There might be better porters out there but if there are I certainly haven’t found them.

5/5








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